Sedaris on "Undecided" Voters

Undecided? Read the "Undecided" article by David Sedaris in The New Yorker here.

"To put [undecided voters] in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?"

photo credit: Illustration by ZOHAR LAZAR in the October 27th Shouts & Murmurs section of The New Yorker